beached whale

When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.

Synonyms for beached whale

On this page, you will find 30 slang terms related to beached whale. Some of the top words include: schrapnel, orgasim, ITCHY BROWN EYE, blast a dump, xshift, and 25 more.